1.TS：What an injustice! I am conceived as a porn star !
Reply : To be honest. I didn’t recognize you in clothes at the first sight.
2.TS : I have aborted for five times …... I hate every man in the world !
Reply : You deserve it. Have you been banged by all men in the world? I am not involved in anyone. Why do you hate me? Do you do me an injustice? I hate all women in the world for no one is willing to let me do them.
3.TS : How can I become as strong as a bull? 5’9’’ within 60 kilograms.
Reply: It’s just so easy as rebirth from a cow.
4.TS : What’s wrong with me? I haven’t had a period for months without being pregnancy.
Reply : Go to hell! You transgender!
5.TS : English language only deserves beasts.
Reply : Hi
6.TS: The last virgin you may see is your baby daughter.
Reply : The only male virgin you may know is your daughter’s father.
7.TS : What should I do to my husband who has suffered from 10 years premature ejaculation?
Reply: You have no idea that his anus is red everyday.
8.TS: My computer has been infected dozens of times these days. Help me.
Reply : All you have to do is to uninstall your antivirus program. Really! I have tried! It really works. Not all people deserve this solution.
9. TS: What should I do after kissing my girlfriend?
Reply: Not let her husband know.
10.TS: The truth of Japanese porn videos. They consecrate some of them to jeopardize the mental health of the majority of our juveniles.
Reply : We should counterattack by presenting better films.
11.TS: My ex-girlfriend is borrowing money from me to abort. Should I lend ?
Reply: Tell her Mercedes never repair BMW.
12.TS: Which one is better between being an old virgin and hooker?
Reply: Stop pretending innocent! You gave it to your hand.
13. TS: It’s weird that I grow 2 centimeters today. Is that possible that 24-year-old can grow again?
Reply : Hallucination occurs in excessive masturbation. Check you ruler again.
14.TS: Why sanitary towel ads always choose blue liquid?
Reply: It’s cheap. The white one is bought to fake sperm while the red is bought to cheat others as if they are virgin.
15.TS: My girlfriend always has sex with me during my sleep. It’s exhausting.
Reply:Necrophilia?
16.TS: How to deal with friends taking advantage of you? One of my roommates always borrow my toothpaste and shampoo. I can’t bear anymore but too embarrassing to speak it out.
Reply: Put some protein highly-contained liquid into you toothpaste and shampoo.
17.TS: What does she mean that she always bows her head whenever sees me? To be honest, I have a crush on her
Reply: It’s because the “little you” raises his head whenever sees her.
Straight men have frequently referred themselves as gay jokingly since the year before last year on Chinese Internet.
Most of them no more than talk the talk. As a man of action, I feel obliged to experience the first-hand feels of gay sex.
There would have been two researchers except me, both of whom are straight youths and have never touched a woman besides their mother, and one of whom dresses himself as a girl sometimes in cosplay and looks pretty.
It’s a shame that the “ pretty girl ” held back at the last minute. However we will not be stopped.
Only one problem remained ---- We can’t reach a consensus on who is the bottom.
After he gave a try to a sex toy we decided that both of us would try the bottom in turn. I took the priority to be on top on the pretext of having a girlfriend and the experience to use the “ weapon”.
I visited him as discussed last night bringing two bottles of normal saline in fear of he may hurt himself by using tap water through clysis.
After saying hello to his mother, we went to his room and gave a watch to a gay video he already downloaded. Actually, erection is not a problem in the presence of boys resembling Adonis if assisted by masturbation. But muscle man can never do.
Of course, home is not a right place for this kind of experiment. We booked a room in a hotel and encouraged that “ pretty girl ” again. Though he denied our suggestion, interest in this experiment was showed. So we accepted his ask of watching the experiment as long as he brought all his girl clothes in case of unexpected needs.
Experiment started. He ( not the “pretty girl”) and I took off our clothes nervously no less than the moment I lost my virginity. We gave a hand job to each other and began to have a mild erection. It seems “reaction” is not exclusive between man and woman. But a full erection was still a distant goal.
“Should we try blow job?” I asked.
“ Pron actors do so. Give it a go and see.” he said.
“ Who first?” I asked.
“ He ( the “ pretty girl ”) has to pay the watching fee. He blows.” he said.
The “pretty girl” had no choice but to accept.
According to him(not the “pretty girl”), when the blowing was soft, the sensation of pleasure surpassed the disgust, but when it reached a wild degree, only pleasure remained. According to the ”pretty girl”,it was not pleasant to give a blow job. However, since he couldn’t see his face and most of his body, it’s not too disgusting. Actually, based on later experiment, it’s acceptable if it didn’t smell.
Let’s get down to our true business. I tried to start the “ attack” taking advantage of my erection. Though we lubricated enough, it’s impossible to actually “ do ” it before a toughest erection. And the more nervous we got, the more impossible to stick into. Finally the erection went away and never came back.
As an assistant, the “ pretty girl ” went to the restroom and took on his girl clothes, which was amazingly hot. He gave me a hand job in his girl clothes successfully making me erect again. To his makeup I ascribed most of my erection, which covered his male odor. I subconsciously regarded him as a handsome girl knowing he was a man. So right were the books, men were vision-driven. I begged him to give me a bow job unconsciously although my “ weapon” was ready yet. Then …... I ejaculated failing to hold back. It’s all my girlfriend’s fault who refused to give me blow jobs. No matter whether it’s a boy or a girl, resembling to girl was enough for a man to erect, as the experiment indicated. Allegedly sperm tasted not as bad as it was cracked, but no one would like it still.
Since I just ejaculated, it’s his turn to be on top. It’s disgusting to see a man approaching. So did he, who wished me to wear girl clothes which I failed to take on. I, in girl socks, lay on my face with a quilt covering the upper part of my body as our last resort. He finally got “in”. I felt a little pain at the beginning and couldn’t bear the pain after his balanus was in. Situation was improved after we dropped more lube in, but the deepest part couldn’t be reached still. The front end ached but beyond sphincter was fine. The whole process was not as ached as in legends. Pleasure existed most in sphincter brought by twitch of penis and needed nonstop position changing. But I failed to sense the extreme pleasure of prostate glands-touching and the mere pleasure during the process was nothing compared to the discomfort.
Position changed.
I put my “ weapon” into him after he took on girl clothes and a wig. It’s his first time wearing girl clothes but after what he had done, wearing girl clothes was nothing to him. He was not hot in girl clothes but the discomfort diminished dramatically.
My girlfriend never let me try anal sex. So the comparison had no grounds. Not very different with having sex with girls.
Neither top nor bottom was pleasant. He and I gave up before ejaculation.
Finally, both I and he wanted to “try” the “pretty girl” but he refused determinedly. The “pretty girl” consented to give a blow job to him at the expense of allowing him( the “pretty girl”) to try anal sex. After the “pretty girl” ejaculated in his body, he( not the “pretty girl”) said it’s ok when the guy on top looks like a girl.
Despite the “pretty girl”’s deny, I smelled his pleasure during anal sex.
Conclusion: It’s unpleasant to have sex with men especially when you are the bottom. But it deserves a try if you can find a pretty boy in girl clothes.
