Sunday, March 17, 2013

How To Price Your Boyfriend ---- Never Marry Those Under 1500


The base price is 1000.

One positive 100 for every centimeter high than 170 centimeters.
One negative 100 for every centimeter lower than 170 centimeters.( The height standard is based on Chinese male’s height.)

One positive 100 for the ability of dance
One positive 100 for the ability of sing

One negative 100 for every 5 kilograms more than 70 kilograms or less than 60 kilograms.

One negative 100 for every 1 diopter larger than 3 diopters

One positive 100 for every time dumping a girl.
One negative 100 for every time being dumped.
One positive 100 for never involving in a relationship.

One negative 100 for every year older than 25.

One negative 100 for every disease.

One positive 100 for not drinking alcohol.
One negative 200 for addiction to alcohol.
One negative 200 for smoking.

One positive 100 for keeping a pet
One positive 50 for loving pets

One positive 300 for cooking

One positive 100 for humor

One positive 100 for accompanying you on shopping

One negative 200 for immaturity and willfulness

One positive 100 for keeping telling you that he misses you

One positive 100 for taking you to his classmate reunions

One positive 100 for consideration and keeping you out of smoking or drinking

One positive 100 for not poking his nose into your lifestyle

One positive 100 for tricking out himself in the way you like

One negative 200 for knowing not how to wash clothes

One negative 200 for frequent quarrels

One positive 100 for talking to you first after quarrels despite that which one is wrong

One positive 100 for luring you into sleep everyday

One positive 100 for obedience or positive 200 for being obedient only to you

One positive 100 for cring for you
One negative 100 for always making you cry

One positive 200 for buying everything you want

One positive 100 for never making your embarrass in the presence of your friends

One positive 100 for being romantic

One positive 100 for washing your clothes

One positive 100 for maturity.

One negative 200 for rare laugh when with you

One positive 100 for giving you gifts made by himself

One negative 200 for saying you ugly

One negative 200 for never taking photos in a photo booth

One positive 200 for buckling your shoes


Never marry those under 1500
1500 -- 2500 is fine
2500 -- 3500 is excellent
Over 3500 is the one you should marry at once

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