Monday, March 18, 2013

Price Your Girlfriend ---- How Much Does She Deserve


Base price is 1000

One positive 100 for every centimeter more than 168 centimeters in height
One negative 100 for every centimeter less than 160 centimeters in height

One positive 100 for dimples

One positive 150 for long hair

One positive 100 for dancing

One positive 100 for singing

One negative 200 for bizarre appearance

One negative 100 for A or B cup
One positive 200 for C or D cup

One negative 100 for every 5 kilograms more than 55 kilograms or less than 50 kilograms

One negative 100 for every diopter more than 3 diopters

One positive 100 for double eyelid
One positive 50 for single eyelid

One positive 100 for every time dumping others
One negative 100 for every time being dumped
One negative 100 for never involving in a relationship

One positive 300 for first kiss
One negative 200 for already losing her first kiss

One positive 500 for virginity
One negative 400 for already losing her virginity

One positive 300 for you being her first love

One negative 100 for every year older than 22

One negative 100 for every disease

One positive 100 for swimming

One positive 100 for not drinking alcohol
One negative 200 for addiction to alcohol

One positive 200 for good academic performance

One positive 100 for respecting the elder

One positive 100 for sewing

One positive 200 for not being ostentatious and not leaving you during your hard days

One negative 200 for addiction to cigarette

One negative 300 for cursing

One negative 100 for loving dyeing hair

One positive 100 for keeping pets
One positive 50 for cultivating flowers

One positive 100 for loving children

One positive 300 for cooking

One positive 100 for being courteous and virtuous

One negative 200 for immaturity and waywardness

One positive 100 for keeping telling you that she misses you

One positive 100 for telling you what she thinks

One positive 200 for keeping space with other men

One positive 100 for consideration and keeping you out of smoking, drinking

One positive 100 for not poking her nose into your lifestyle

One negative 200 for always keeping you accompanying her on shopping and spending your money

One positive 100 for giving you gifts made by herself

One positive 200 for concerning your study or work

One positive 100 for dressing up the way you like

One negative 200 for not doing housework

One negative 200 for scolding you in the face of your friends

One negative 100 for threatening to break up

One negative 200 for quarreling with you over trifles

One positive 100 for contacting you first despite that which one is wrong

One positive 100 for needing you to lure her into sleep

One positive 100 for phoning you everyday

One positive 100 for coquetry

One positive 200 for being obedient only to you

One positive 100 for crying for you
One negative 100 for making you cry

One positive 200 for independence

One positive 100 for not being wayward in front of your friends

One positive 100 for being good at makeup

One positive 100 for washing your clothes

One positive 100 for maturity

One negative 200 for seldom laugh when with you

One negative 200 for asking you to cut a class for her

One negative 100 for every F in examinations

One positive 100 for buying you things

One negative 200 for saying that you are ugly

One negative 200 for never take a photo in a  photo booth

One negative 200 for flirting with other men

Never marry those under 1800
those fall in 2000-2800 are normal
those fall in 2800-3500 are excellent
those fall in beyond 3500 you need to marry then as soon as possible

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