Showing posts with label awkward. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awkward. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

To Tell Your Character Based On How You Masturbate


Type One : Walrus


 You seem prudent at the first sight, but “neurotic” may be the very word for you. You are a man of detecting nuance. On the other hand, however, socialization with your opposite sex is beyond you making you timid. It’s better for you to project yourself.

Type Two : Dog


 You have curiosity of everything. You can succeed only if you pay attention to it. And failure is not a rare thing for you. It’s necessary to take advices from others.

Type Three : Monkey




















 You are absolutely and undoubtedly willful and self-absorbed. It’s advisable to notice that disgust occurs in over self-expression

Type Four : Otter


 















Idle, but creative and imaginative. Failure may follow success because of splurge.

Type Five : Frog


 Lonely and incompatible with surroundings
are what you often feel
. You will outdo yourself once you merge into your surroundings.


Type Six : Penguin


 You are serious and lack of the sense of humour. You often attain friendship for being harmless.





Thursday, March 21, 2013

We have been reduced to so low!


Monday, March 11, 2013

New Standards For Male and Female Losers in 2013 by Chinese people



Standards for female losers

1. No bikinis
2. No bright colored nail polish
3. No bra and panty sets
4. No shoes more than 5 centimeters
5. Old hair style for more than 6 months
6. Losing weight for more than 5 months
7. No grins
8. Walk behind men
9. Never or always look into a mirror

Standards for male losers

1. Never carry around more than 1,000 yuan.(161 dollars)
2. No shoes worth more than 800 yuan.
3. Less than 3 girlfriends before marriage.
4. No year-end bonus worth more than 10,000 yuan.
5. Drink Master Kong green tea. (a popular green tea soft drink )
6. Wear Jeanswest or 361°. ( two popular clothing brands producing casual clothes and sportswear )
7. Smoke cigarettes worth less than 20 yuan a pack
8. Drive a car worth less than 100,000 yuan.
9. Drink only beer and Chinese spirits
10. No long-distance travel for several years

Sunday, March 10, 2013

12 Chinese Historical Photos That Has Been Altered

  In the history of human, how many truths are left is a permanent and unsolvable question, out of which some were lost and some were altered purposely. Those pictures below are the latter. The reasons are various ranging from politics to aesthetics. But one thing is for sure, truth can be tucked away, the desire to truth can’t.



Lin Biao was striked out in the lower picture.  As one of the most important general in Chinese modern history, he was conceived as betraying the Communist Party of China and persecuting leaders of both the country and the communist party during his later years.




Peng Dehuai was cancelled in the upper picture. Just like Lin Biao, Peng Dehuai played the same role in Chinese modern history, and he was put into prison for eight years for allegedly betrayed the communist party before his death caused by cancer. 





The leading role in these three picture was Mao Zedong.





Those less important, including Khrushchev, were removed to throw up Mao Zedong and Josef Stalin.( As I ,by “I”, I mean the owner of the blog , recall , our history textbook choose the altered one in itself.)






The entourage of President Mao was omitted.



The man working with Mao Zedong was deleted.




The umbrella-holding staff was deleted.





The second in the back row from left was Lin Yutang, a master of Chinese language, who was cancelled for escaped to Taiwan after the foundation of People’s Republic of China. The first man in the back row from left was cancelled along with Lin Yutang for aesthetics.




The messy bush in the left was altered into upright pine. The soldier is Lei Feng, a sample of devotion

forged by the communist party.



It was until 1986 that all publication in China could only use the upper one, which was altered.


The left one that omitted was one of the first leaders of the Communist Party of China. He was recuperating during war period in Soviet without taking his part in those wars, for which he was criticized.



The shaggy boy eating was struck out.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

A guy raped by a drunken woman in public --- Men are massing there now

 
Recently, a netizen claimed that he saw a woman, probably drunken, shove a man passerby to the ground, take off his trouser, and sit on him.

   The victim fought for a while reportedly, then gave up. After the violation, the woman went off flushing.




   Now, men are massing at the position where the woman raped since the dispersedness of the news.


   “Let go of that innocent guy. Come to me !” the male general public without girlfrend said enthusiastically.